Well…just as you thought you’ve seen and heard it all. A guy gets caught on video jacking off in front of everyone.
Where to start here….ok, well obviously this kid has some serious issues. I’ve heard stories of guys being creeps but never have I actually heard of a dude straight up doing the one hand dance on himself in the middle of a gym.
I want this man’s face to go viral.
This was at the Virgin Active in Stellenbosch @virginactiveSA
Absolutely abysmal behaviour pic.twitter.com/7szUj56F3I— HellaHel (@heleneargy) May 17, 2019
As you can see in the video, the guy is giving zero fucks that he is surrounded by people and that his actions are something you don’t do in public. Unless you’re a porn star, then this could be a set-up for a kinky sex scene. But, I digress, let’s get back to wtf is happening in this video….besides the obvious.
Calcuttanews.net has picked up this story and is claiming the accident happened in South African’s University town of “Stellenbosch” and the gym is a “Virgin Active” outlet. This is a solid opportunity to make a clever wordplay joke based on this gym’s name and the horny youngster’s actions. Calcutta news claims the following
Virgin Active spokesperson Carla White told News24 he had been banned for life.
“Our clubs are shared spaces and we will absolutely not tolerate depraved behaviour.
It is unclear at this stage if the man’s actions will have any criminal consequences.
There’s really not much to say here. I mean, the kid is probably not the sharpest tool in the shed if he thought he was being clever with the towel and the smartphone. However, I will say the following…If I am right in guessing that the girl in the video was the trigger for the guy’s actions, I kinda understand him. Not saying I agree with his actions, because he should be prosecuted by law if not for nothing else, then for being stupid. He could have easily avoided this by going to the bathroom and rubbing one out there. However, I gotta say I kinda understand his actions. From what I’m seeing, I’d guess that when that girl has a glute/leg day, she’s the highlight of everyone’s day.
So kids, men, fellow gym rats and bellowed readers…let this be a lesson. Don’t do stupid things in the gym. There’s always someone lurking with a smartphone in hand, ready to upload it on Instagram.
