By now you are probably fully aware of the insane awesomeness that is Russian slap championship. However, I’m willing to bet you never heard of Russian ass slapping championship!
It is the spin-off nobody asked for but everyone is surprisingly okay with it. Hot fit chicks slapping each other’s asses to find out which Russian fit chick has been doing her Slav squats and who has been slacking off. So, per Rt.com article-these are the rules, yes I said rules.
There’s actually a point to this, it’s not a porn parody of the male version. Though. I must admit I would totally be down if it were just a weird Russian sex thing girls over there are doing for fun.
This tournament also has their share of celebrities, like the Russian social media influencer and fitness blogger, Anastasia Zolotaya, who just so happens to look like this.
The sport made it’s debut a few days ago at a face slapping event and judging by its coverage and mass fan appeal…it’s not a stretch to say that we will be seeing more of the Ass slapping championship. I would like to take this paragraph to suggest a few aesthetic changes to the competition.
You see, in the face slapping tournaments, the guys are usually slapping the life out of each other topless. Now, since this is 2019 and Women should be treated equal as men, I suggest that female competitors in the ass slapping contests should be encouraged to not wear any pants while they compete.
