“Rambo” Synthol Freak Pictures Go Viral

“Rambo” Synthol Freak

Synthol freaks are nothing new, in fact, it’s sad how common they have become in the past 10 years and the attention that people give them. First, we had the legendary Gregg Valentino and his “exploding arms” then in the early days of youtube we had the Brazilan Rodrigo and his mad Synthol Gainz and sick dance moves. Then along came the modern day fitness messiah, Rich Piana, who even though didn’t abuse Synthol oils admitted to using them on a couple of occasions. After the Rich Piana era sadly ended an entire ocean’s worth of old guys with inflated arms started popping up left and right, signifying a new chapter.

So it should come to no surprise that another oil-enhanced  “athlete” has taken the social media spotlight with his horribly inflated arms. The yet unidentified man is being called the”Rambo Synthol Freak” not because of his uncanny resemblance to a young Sylvester Stallone but because of his camo pants and red bandana.

As you can see picture above, this man’s biceps are practically melting. They are now giant bags of inflammation and infection that are hideously hanging from his arms. It would be easy to poke fun at this dude and make snarky comments about his giant arms, but let’s be real. This is a sickness, a horrible disease that will ultimately lead this dude down a path of amputation or worse, loss of gainz….joking, death, I meant death.

One of the main reason guys inject themselves with this poison is that they want a shortcut to bigger muscles and get attention from girls and the funny thing is…the oil gets them none of that. You see, pro bodybuilders use Synthol to make a certain muscle group stick out more and appear larger but it gives nothing in terms of strength and if ingested in small amounts the body will eventually dispose of the oil.  When it comes to picking up chix with the swollen oil bags….they don’t dig them that much.

This all brings us to a very simple and obvious solution-don’t inject your muscles with synthetic oils. You will get zero street cred, the bitches won’t be jumping on your trouser snake because of your oily arms and you won’t be getting any stronger by sticking needles filled with poison into your body.

If you are contemplating about injecting Synthol or any other foreign oil into your body and have access to it, save that cash and invest in buying either(or all) of the following.  A copy of a fitness magazine, a gym membership, a pair of moderately heavy dumbbells, a smartphone with an internet connection so that you can google “how to get jacked fast” or a fitness program from a certified trainer or a jacked internet celebrity of your choice. If by chance nothing of the above stands out as something you are willing to invest time and money in-fine. At the very least, you can try and get a hold of some decent steroids. Because unlike synthol, they will make you strong and big AND girls will start noticing you.

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