WATCH: Protein Shake Brand Wants To Save Bros From Extinction

Throwback: Bros does your protein shake come from organic, Non-GMO, grass-fed, natural, entirely vegan, gluten-free, lactose intolerant, unsweetened, free-range cows? If NOT.. some kind people who made the above video think you are screwing up. Look out for the scary chemicals, because apparently, your current whey is secretly trying to kill you.

“Our Bros are in deep trouble. Learn how you can help save our beloved Bromo Sapiens from chugging toxic chemical junk found in their favorite food source: protein shakes. Organic Valley has a solution. It’s called Organic Fuel. Bros don’t need to know that it’s organic or made with real milk from pasture-raised cows. Just tell a Bro it has a ton of protein, and he will pound the shit out of it.”

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